Aiyoooo.
Ni yang tak best nih. Kena paksa bawak kereta. Nak bawak motor je.
One thing about kereta nih, susah nak jaga. Kena keluarkan duit untuk minyak. Motor pon kena keluarkan duit minyak jugak, tapi takde laa sebanyak yang kereta punya. Bukan macam motor. Motor jimat. Tangki minyak pon kecik. Kereta punya besar. Kalau motor, nak mencelah pon senang. Tapi kalau kena hujan, it soaked you up lah. Kalau dulu, senang nak kawal duit keluar masuk. Kalau guna kereta pasnih? Mestilah lagi banyak yang kena pakai. Aduih. Ada scholarship pon, tak cukup jugak. Yuran lagi, ni lagi, tu lagi.
Baru je pikir nak save duit. Wahhh, kalau aku balik Ampang ke, Klang ke, Shah Alam ke, kena pikir pasal duit tol lagi. Fuhhh. Botak jugak kepala aku camni. So how?
Tapi, kalau tak bawak kereta, nanti kesian kat Mama pulak. Umur dah nak dekat 60 tahun dah. Walaupun nampak hot cam Nicole Scherzinger, and kuat macam Wonder Woman, letih jugak dia nak hantar adik aku pegi sekolah pagi-pagi. Dah laa si budak tuh ada tusyen siang malam. Nak pulak Mama hantar dia pegi tusyen. Ulang alik pagi petang siang malam. Baik adik aku tuh bawak motor sendiri. Ishk, kenapa kamu nak SPM time-time nih. Mengada betol lah. -____-
Dah lah hari tuh dah eksiden. Nasib baik tak patah tangan yang kena operate dulu tu haaa. Kalau tak, menangis lah engkau wahai adikku oii. Nanti lah abang ganti balik duit yang repair motor tuh. Kalau dah bawak motor aku tuh, jangan nak meronggeng kat lain lah. Kan result SPM tuh buruk kang, kena sepak jugak laah engkau ngan abang-abang and kakak-kakau kau. Kasi UP sikit lah. Jangan jadi cam aku nih haaa.
Takpe lah Mama, I'll take that car and bring it here. Lagipun, kereta kat rumah tuh, takde sape jugak yang nak bawak pegi jalan-jalan. Sementara habis Semester 2 nih, I'll take care of the car and you take care of yourself too. Since there's no one left in that house. Just you and adik. I'm sure you are getting bored of being in that house. [apa kaitan dowh ngan kereta? ;D].
Kereta tuh, Insya-Allah orang jaga elok-elok. Share duit minyak dengan member-member. Takde laaa duit tuh nak mengalir cam air. Kereta ohh kereta. Dugaan betul lah. Please jangan buat aku nak meliar kat luar. Kalau tak, memang hancur laaah result aku nanti. T_T
Now playing: Nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Tongue Twister #1
Try this,
Betty Botter bought a bit of butter.
The butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter
And made her batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter makes better batter.
So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter
Making Betty Botter's bitter batter better
Now playing: We R Who We R by Ke$ha
Betty Botter bought a bit of butter.
The butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter
And made her batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter makes better batter.
So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter
Making Betty Botter's bitter batter better
Now playing: We R Who We R by Ke$ha
The East of The Venice a.k.a Malacca
Yes. We went to Malacca.
But wait, there's a story behind it.
Let me tell ya.
It starts with..
*ring.ring.ring*
It's 5.45 a.m. I thought it was the alarm. Looks like Azlin called me to wake me up. Then once again, the phone rang. She sang I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry. So cool. Ungku Natasya called me. She did the same thing as Azlin did which was to wake me up. I went up to Haikal's room first. I had to wake him up. Yeah, you know. He's a slowpoke. I went back to my room and started to rejuvenate myself with a cold-good-moring-shower. It's refreshing. I should do it again.
Sometimes, it's okay being self-absorbed. I just wanted to say that, I looked handsome after I took the shower. So clean. Macam dilimpahkan berjuta juta keserian. HAHAHAHAHA. I am a punctual type of person when it comes to time management. I'm the same as my parents. When we made a date or appointment or promise with a group of people, we are punctual. Unless, there were some sorts of catastrophes or calamities hit us. Our group were supposed to gather at the 7th residential college parking lot exactly at 6.30a.m. I went back to Haikal's room, I knocked the door. There was Haikal, with a messy hair, and his sleepy face. Shit! He's not even ready yet! I don't why people can't be punctual. Fuck janji melayu. I don't want to say any further details about this. Yes, I'm totally outrages. I can go rouge at anytime I want. I don't like people messing with my time. You need to respect my time as well as other people's time. I don't care who you are, my brothers, sisters, or friends or even my bestfriends, do not pissed me off . Don't you ever dare ruin my mood. Sape makan cili, dia lah terasa pedasnya. Sorry guys. =)
Yeah yeah yeah, as always, JANJI MELAYU. We left UM at 7.30 a.m. 4 cars and 1 superbike carried 22 people. One hour late. And yes, there's always the best part in traveling, we were left behind after Haikal went to refill the car's tank. Erk, =.=" And yes, we lost. We used the wrong highway. It's supposed to be Lebuhraya Utara-Selatan. But, we took the wrong one, it was Lebuhraya Timur-Barat. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Yey, we lost!
It was kinda cool actually, the radio played almost all of my favorite song ever. The real me came back. Rise and shine baby, race until you reach your glory. We rocked the highway until we reach somewhere in the middle of Seremban. I think it's Seremban but I'm not sure. The only thing that I know was, we are not in KL anymore and we didn't reach Malacca yet. It's totally in Negeri Sembilan. We thought that we will be the last one to arrive at the R&R Seremban. We were the first one kissing a good-morning to the R&R Seremban. Lost but fast. The Flash!
As we arrived, everyone started to scatter and disperse to do their own tasks. And whatever it is, we did it as fast as we could. My job is to go to the Baba and Nyonya Museum. Yeahhh you guys know what museum is right? Inside the museum, there was a lady. She's a Nyonya and she looks kinda dull and ferocious. HAHAHAHA. Sorry to say, she looked like a fierce tiger. Auuum! She was our tour guide. I didn't know that Baba and Nyonya history was kinda interesting. The tour guide told us that, the history written in the Sejarah text book was kinda exaggerated. She told to snap only 4 pictures. Who cares huh? Rules are made to be broken. [bajet syall]. HAHAHAHA. We made a recording about the touring. She didn't notice that. FYI, Haikal did the most of the recording. Great job! Actually, our tour guide is not like what I thought. She's kinda cool and nice. First impression always get me wrong. My bad. It's the nature inside of me. =)
Let's skip about our assignment. There was no fun in doing assignments right? After all of us done with our TITAS assignment, the next group did their Hubungan Etnik assignment. Luckily for me, Haikal, Ungku, Azlin, Nusi and Cha we don't have to do that. We're totally free. Yeay! Nusi and Cha went back to KL to meet their friends. There's 4 of us. We headed to our homestay! Too bad so sad. It took us 20 mins to go there. =.='' Good thing about the homestay is it have an air-cond in the room.
p/s: Bitches, wait for the updates ok? This one is gonna be a very long story. Take a sneak peak at the pics ok?
But wait, there's a story behind it.
Let me tell ya.
It starts with..
*ring.ring.ring*
It's 5.45 a.m. I thought it was the alarm. Looks like Azlin called me to wake me up. Then once again, the phone rang. She sang I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry. So cool. Ungku Natasya called me. She did the same thing as Azlin did which was to wake me up. I went up to Haikal's room first. I had to wake him up. Yeah, you know. He's a slowpoke. I went back to my room and started to rejuvenate myself with a cold-good-moring-shower. It's refreshing. I should do it again.
Sometimes, it's okay being self-absorbed. I just wanted to say that, I looked handsome after I took the shower. So clean. Macam dilimpahkan berjuta juta keserian. HAHAHAHAHA. I am a punctual type of person when it comes to time management. I'm the same as my parents. When we made a date or appointment or promise with a group of people, we are punctual. Unless, there were some sorts of catastrophes or calamities hit us. Our group were supposed to gather at the 7th residential college parking lot exactly at 6.30a.m. I went back to Haikal's room, I knocked the door. There was Haikal, with a messy hair, and his sleepy face. Shit! He's not even ready yet! I don't why people can't be punctual. Fuck janji melayu. I don't want to say any further details about this. Yes, I'm totally outrages. I can go rouge at anytime I want. I don't like people messing with my time. You need to respect my time as well as other people's time. I don't care who you are, my brothers, sisters, or friends or even my bestfriends, do not pissed me off . Don't you ever dare ruin my mood. Sape makan cili, dia lah terasa pedasnya. Sorry guys. =)
Yeah yeah yeah, as always, JANJI MELAYU. We left UM at 7.30 a.m. 4 cars and 1 superbike carried 22 people. One hour late. And yes, there's always the best part in traveling, we were left behind after Haikal went to refill the car's tank. Erk, =.=" And yes, we lost. We used the wrong highway. It's supposed to be Lebuhraya Utara-Selatan. But, we took the wrong one, it was Lebuhraya Timur-Barat. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Yey, we lost!
It was kinda cool actually, the radio played almost all of my favorite song ever. The real me came back. Rise and shine baby, race until you reach your glory. We rocked the highway until we reach somewhere in the middle of Seremban. I think it's Seremban but I'm not sure. The only thing that I know was, we are not in KL anymore and we didn't reach Malacca yet. It's totally in Negeri Sembilan. We thought that we will be the last one to arrive at the R&R Seremban. We were the first one kissing a good-morning to the R&R Seremban. Lost but fast. The Flash!
As we arrived, everyone started to scatter and disperse to do their own tasks. And whatever it is, we did it as fast as we could. My job is to go to the Baba and Nyonya Museum. Yeahhh you guys know what museum is right? Inside the museum, there was a lady. She's a Nyonya and she looks kinda dull and ferocious. HAHAHAHA. Sorry to say, she looked like a fierce tiger. Auuum! She was our tour guide. I didn't know that Baba and Nyonya history was kinda interesting. The tour guide told us that, the history written in the Sejarah text book was kinda exaggerated. She told to snap only 4 pictures. Who cares huh? Rules are made to be broken. [bajet syall]. HAHAHAHA. We made a recording about the touring. She didn't notice that. FYI, Haikal did the most of the recording. Great job! Actually, our tour guide is not like what I thought. She's kinda cool and nice. First impression always get me wrong. My bad. It's the nature inside of me. =)
Let's skip about our assignment. There was no fun in doing assignments right? After all of us done with our TITAS assignment, the next group did their Hubungan Etnik assignment. Luckily for me, Haikal, Ungku, Azlin, Nusi and Cha we don't have to do that. We're totally free. Yeay! Nusi and Cha went back to KL to meet their friends. There's 4 of us. We headed to our homestay! Too bad so sad. It took us 20 mins to go there. =.='' Good thing about the homestay is it have an air-cond in the room.
p/s: Bitches, wait for the updates ok? This one is gonna be a very long story. Take a sneak peak at the pics ok?
Now playing: Jar of Heart by Christina Perri
Friday, February 18, 2011
Yes. I want this.
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| Emporio Armani Diamonds for men eau de toilette |
This one smells good. Damn it. I'm gonna buy this.
Lacoste
And also this shoes. Either one of them. I'm gonna buy them while the stocks are still available.
Or, I will ask my sister to buy this. For the birthday present. Yeay!
Shades. Yes, shades.
About this one, i don't care how it looks like. My sister promised me to buy one for me.
Ofcourse she got a superb taste. She knows how to choose a nice one for me. =)
What a lovely sister. Love you.
Now playing: Raise Your Glass by Pink
Take a look at this.
Rasulullah S.A.W. telah bersabda yang bermaksud : “Sesiapa yang memelihara solat, maka solat itu sebagai cahaya baginya, petunjuk dan jalan selamat dan barangsiapa yang tidak memelihara solat, maka sesungguhnya solat itu tidak menjadi cahaya, dan tidak juga menjadi petunjuk dan jalan selamat baginya.” (Tabyinul Mahaarim)
Rasulullah S.A.W telah bersabda bahwa : “10 orang solatnya tidak diterima oleh Allah S.W.T, antaranya :
1. Orang lelaki yang solat sendirian tanpa membaca sesuatu.
2. Orang lelaki yang mengerjakan solat tetapi tidak mengeluarkan zakat.
3. Orang lelaki yang menjadi imam, padahal orang yang menjadi makmum membencinya.
4. Orang lelaki yang melarikan diri.
5. Orang lelaki yang minum arak tanpa mahu meninggalkannya (Taubat).
6. Orang perempuan yang suaminya marah kepadanya.
7. Orang perempuan yang mengerjakan solat tanpa memakai tudung.
8. Imam atau pemimpin yang sombong dan zalim menganiaya.
9. Orang-orang yang suka makan riba’.
10. Orang yang solatnya tidak dapat menahannya dari melakukan perbuatan yang keji dan mungkar.”
Sabda Rasulullah S.A.W yang bermaksud : “Barang siapa yang solatnya itu tidak dapat menahannya dari melakukan perbuatan keji dan mungkar, maka sesungguhnya solatnya itu hanya menambahkan kemurkaan Allah S.W.T dan jauh dari Allah.”
Hassan r.a berkata : “Kalau solat kamu itu tidak dapat menahan kamu dari melakukan perbuatan mungkar dan keji, maka sesungguhnya kamu dianggap orang yang tidak mengerjakan solat. Dan pada hari kiamat nanti solatmu itu akan dilemparkan semula ke arah mukamu seperti satu bungkusan kain tebal yang buruk.”
Make it as a lesson. I will. !
Now playing: -
Rasulullah S.A.W telah bersabda bahwa : “10 orang solatnya tidak diterima oleh Allah S.W.T, antaranya :
1. Orang lelaki yang solat sendirian tanpa membaca sesuatu.
2. Orang lelaki yang mengerjakan solat tetapi tidak mengeluarkan zakat.
3. Orang lelaki yang menjadi imam, padahal orang yang menjadi makmum membencinya.
4. Orang lelaki yang melarikan diri.
5. Orang lelaki yang minum arak tanpa mahu meninggalkannya (Taubat).
6. Orang perempuan yang suaminya marah kepadanya.
7. Orang perempuan yang mengerjakan solat tanpa memakai tudung.
8. Imam atau pemimpin yang sombong dan zalim menganiaya.
9. Orang-orang yang suka makan riba’.
10. Orang yang solatnya tidak dapat menahannya dari melakukan perbuatan yang keji dan mungkar.”
Sabda Rasulullah S.A.W yang bermaksud : “Barang siapa yang solatnya itu tidak dapat menahannya dari melakukan perbuatan keji dan mungkar, maka sesungguhnya solatnya itu hanya menambahkan kemurkaan Allah S.W.T dan jauh dari Allah.”
Hassan r.a berkata : “Kalau solat kamu itu tidak dapat menahan kamu dari melakukan perbuatan mungkar dan keji, maka sesungguhnya kamu dianggap orang yang tidak mengerjakan solat. Dan pada hari kiamat nanti solatmu itu akan dilemparkan semula ke arah mukamu seperti satu bungkusan kain tebal yang buruk.”
Make it as a lesson. I will. !
Oh nooo!
She just found out about my blog!
She knew that I have a blog.
She didn't know about my latest post about her.
I wish that she read my previous post. Ahhhh. But I had to delete the picture. HAHAHAHA
Nanti terasa habis-habisan, mati aku ni haaa! Kasi pembayang dah laa eh?
But please, don't be too damn desperate to ask me to follow your silly blog.
It's a pain in the ass. Erghhh =.="
Just don't. I don't want to. I knew you have a lot of followers. But I'm gonna read it without following yours.
Don't be sad my friend. I'm just telling you the truth. Don't take it personally because I'm just telling you what people think about it. The Earth doesn't like it too. I'm a good friend. Indeed. =)
Now playing: Maybe by Sick Puppies
She knew that I have a blog.
She didn't know about my latest post about her.
I wish that she read my previous post. Ahhhh. But I had to delete the picture. HAHAHAHA
Nanti terasa habis-habisan, mati aku ni haaa! Kasi pembayang dah laa eh?
But please, don't be too damn desperate to ask me to follow your silly blog.
It's a pain in the ass. Erghhh =.="
Just don't. I don't want to. I knew you have a lot of followers. But I'm gonna read it without following yours.
Don't be sad my friend. I'm just telling you the truth. Don't take it personally because I'm just telling you what people think about it. The Earth doesn't like it too. I'm a good friend. Indeed. =)
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Bukan nak mengutuk, tapi...
Ok. I'm a bad person! Oh god. What happened to me? HAHAHAHAHA.
One day, I logged on my Facebook. Suddenly, my friend PING me. ''Hey Joe, check this out. You should look into this blog. This is hilarious and fun."
In just a blink, I opened a new tab and paste the link given.
The first thing that came out from my mouth was " What the fuck! ". That is not a blog. That was a pink-freak website. I doesn't look like a blog. I was a girl's blog. I looked at the owner's profile. Shit !! It was my friend. She sat in front of me when we were at the primary school. The blog? Pheww. Only god knows how terrible it is. It was in pink. You can see sparkling glitters everywhere. My eyes are gonna bleed. The best part is, IT'S A PRINCESS !! Holy crap!.
That was not a princess. No way man. It is not! The worst thing is, she intentionally spell the word 'princess' into ''princezzss''/ ''pwincezs''. Stop with that crap girl. Didn't your mama teach you how to spell? Aiyaaaaa. Not just with stupid 'princess'. She did intentionally spell every single words into a stupid lame short form. It is soooo not understandable. LOSER!
Her latest post was about a fight/argument. It includes her and another loser girl. Both of them are just way too lame. Arghhh. Gosh! You need to look at this blog. You can say anything to me. I'm a bad person here. I know. Once you take a look at it. You will know how exactly what am I feeling. Seriously guys, believe me. You need to trust me in this. It's beyond our right mind to think.
And one more thing, she has a lot of followers. Almost 500 ! Haiyoooo. Too many maaa. Maybe all of the followers are just like her. Or maybe they were following her blog just for fun and see if she's making fun of herself. Is this really my friend?
One day, I logged on my Facebook. Suddenly, my friend PING me. ''Hey Joe, check this out. You should look into this blog. This is hilarious and fun."
In just a blink, I opened a new tab and paste the link given.
The first thing that came out from my mouth was " What the fuck! ". That is not a blog. That was a pink-freak website. I doesn't look like a blog. I was a girl's blog. I looked at the owner's profile. Shit !! It was my friend. She sat in front of me when we were at the primary school. The blog? Pheww. Only god knows how terrible it is. It was in pink. You can see sparkling glitters everywhere. My eyes are gonna bleed. The best part is, IT'S A PRINCESS !! Holy crap!.
That was not a princess. No way man. It is not! The worst thing is, she intentionally spell the word 'princess' into ''princezzss''/ ''pwincezs''. Stop with that crap girl. Didn't your mama teach you how to spell? Aiyaaaaa. Not just with stupid 'princess'. She did intentionally spell every single words into a stupid lame short form. It is soooo not understandable. LOSER!
Her latest post was about a fight/argument. It includes her and another loser girl. Both of them are just way too lame. Arghhh. Gosh! You need to look at this blog. You can say anything to me. I'm a bad person here. I know. Once you take a look at it. You will know how exactly what am I feeling. Seriously guys, believe me. You need to trust me in this. It's beyond our right mind to think.
And one more thing, she has a lot of followers. Almost 500 ! Haiyoooo. Too many maaa. Maybe all of the followers are just like her. Or maybe they were following her blog just for fun and see if she's making fun of herself. Is this really my friend?
And FYI, you being a princess? Hell no. Take a look at the real world. Stop living in a fantasy bitch. Please stop and put an end to this. Erase the 'Princess' on your name. You are no princess. Princess supposed to be beautiful and gorgeous. You are way beyond that. Sorry to say, but that's the truth.
p/s: Do you want the blog's link? Ask me confidentially. Once you take a look at the blog. You should see the grammar. HAHAHAHAHA [even my English is not that bad. =)]
Now Playing: What The Hell by Avril Lavigne
p/s: Do you want the blog's link? Ask me confidentially. Once you take a look at the blog. You should see the grammar. HAHAHAHAHA [even my English is not that bad. =)]
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