College's Dinner

The foods that being served were OK. Some tasted good. Some tasted bad.Arabian and Masquerade? That was a bad combination. LOSER.
And there's also a winner for Mr. and Mrs. 'Padang Pasir'.
They wore the Pharaoh and Cleopatra costume. No masquerade. =.='' That didn't fit well enough with the theme.
Anyway, who cares about this lame Mr. and Mrs. Padang Pasir. The best thing here is US. Me, Haikal, Ungku, Azlin and Shues.
Lets take a look at our pictures. =)

    

 

 

 

 

 

WE ARE SO HANDSOME AND BEAUTIFUL

THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL

Dinner ooh dinner.

What should I wear for dinner tomorrow night?
Should I go with bus or just drive my car?

I guess it will be the same as the 'Malam Emas' PASUM. The blue shirt with yellow necktie.
This is LAME!! I'm the only boy sitting around the table. The rest of them are girls. =.=''
This is why I hate 12th college. I don't have boy friends from the same course in this college. I do have some. Three boys. The 2 of them decided not to come along for this dinner. And the other one, he betrayed our friendship. Damn you Haikal. He sits with his dikir barat's gang. I wanna kill ya!  Ergh. >.<

But I have Azlin and Ungku. I guess that should be fine.
That's it. I hope that I didn't turn out to be a carcass. =)

Zulfakar's day. It means My Birthday!

5th March. This is the date that I was born. So this is my birthday.
Well, believe it or not, this year I also got pranked. Damn it. I fell for it.

When I was at Dayat's home to pick him up to make our way back to KL, guess what? His mom came out and bring a cake for me. Happy Birthday Pakka. Wow! That was great and speechless. We ate the cake and have a chitchat for awhile. It made my journey back to KL with full of smiles and joy. Thanks to Hidayat's family. =)

Anyway,
When I arrived here at UM, I thought that I will never got pranked. Too bad, it happened. HAHAHAHA

Actually, about the prank, it came across my mind. ''Maybe I'll get prank. Or maybe not.''
It's already dark outside when I step my feet on this ugly 12th college. Erghhh.
I called Cha and Nusi. Both of them are not in their room. ''Shit, maybe they are planning something on me.'' M-A-Y-B-E! ''Don't get overwhelmed Pakka. It's late already, both of them are at different places. So, it's too late to be pranked.''

Cha: Owh, Aku tengah lepak ngan kawan aku. Kul 10.30 nanti aku balik lah.
Nusi: Aku kat Bangi.

This is what I was told. So, I believed it. I'm alone in my room. Haikal is at home in Kelantan. Jerry? I don't know where he is. BUZZ. Anis PM me at the FB chatbox. I went to 3rd college to meet him. We went to Kerinchi to buy oblong, together with Malin, Pokmie and Faiz. It was his treat. FYI, I asked everyone to treat me just because it is my birthday. Ohhhh no, what happened to me? I am sooo terrible. I should be ashamed of myself for asking people to treat me. But it's good. You can get free foods. I wish that everyday is my birthday. =)

I stick myself at 3rd college, having some chitchat with the boys. And Anis, as always, he forgot where did he put his keys. He left it in my car. So we go out back to my car and there it is. Exactly in my car at the front seat. As I parked my car, I saw Nusi and Cha heading to the 7th college.

Me: Bukan ke tuh Nusi ngan Cha? Ape diorang buat kat sini?
Anis: Tak tau lah. Buat assignment TITAS kot? Bukan ke korang satu group ke?
Me: Ye ke? Tapi tak call aku pon?
Anis: Lepas ni diorang call laa tuh. Tak pon, diorang buat assignment diorang kot. Tak terlibat ngan kau.
Me: Okay.

Seriously, my back and my whole body is sooo freaking tired and numb. And I'm so sleepy. I ate 1 beef oblong and 1 beef burger. That really got me stuck on Mubarak's bed like a Snorlax. Suddenly, Jannah called me.

Jannah: Pakka, boleh datang 7th tak sekarang? Aku nak kasi softcopy yang Azlin mintak tuh.
Me: Huh? Bila?
Jannah: Ko kat mana? Datang sekarang ah.
Me: Aku kat 3rd. Nanti aku pegi.

Anis: Aku pon nak jumpa Jannah la.

Okay. Good. I'm too tired to walk. I asked Anis to take me to 7th with his scooter. And yes, no one was there. Where is Jannah. Ring ring ring. My phone rang. '' Datang 4th laaaa, si Fatin nih lapar sangat dah. Tak tahan dah katanye.'' Okay. Fine =.=''. Thank god we went there by scooter. Anis made his way to 4th college.

As I turned my face to the right side, there she was. Smiling. Fatin is holding a cake. I can see some boys and girls back there. They are Boboy, Arep, Nusi, Cha, Iqbal, Bi'e, Anis, Jannah, Shak, Fatin and Aina. HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAKKA!! Awwwwww. So sweet guys. It was Chocolate Indulgence. That was my all time favorite cake. This people know what I like. Cool! ''Potong kek, potong kek.''

'Yes, there's no prank for me.' That is what my inner-self thought was. I cut the cake happily. I don't know what to say because I didn't expect this. It's near to 12 o'clock already. '' Suap laa untuk kitorang. '' As I did that to Cha, he held me tightly and there you go! That was it. That was the moment where I got myself dirtied. I don't know who poured the kicap and sunquick on me. Yucks. I cannot stand the smell. This are the worst combination ever. Eventhough it just soysauce and Sunquick, the smell is sooo unbelievably disgusting.

Oh no! There's something wrong with my throat. I puked! The cake, the oblong and the burger that I ate just now came out of my mouth. Euwwwww. This is outstanding. I turned back and I saw Arep. I thought that he brought me a towel or something. ''Crack'' Shit. He cracked an egg on my head. That was evil. >.<

I stop thinking for awhile. Sunquick? Soysauce? Egg? What the fuckkk!! Mother Earth! Help me! All of those things are already expired! The sunquick and the soysauce are way beyond expired. I bought that last year during the Ramadhan! The egg? I bought that 1 1/2 months ago. Shit! That's why everything smells like crap. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! The worst thing is, I wear my Burberry short-pants. Ohhh noooo!! It's all over me. But it's okay. This one is forgivable. It's my birthday. Eventhough it stains, it means something and that is what I called reminders of how I got pranked for my 20th birthday.

You guys, I'll get my revenge. Just wait and see! I will. When it comes to birthday, do not trust anyone. NO ONE! 4 years you know. 4 effin years. For 4 years, I never miss the prank. You got me guys. And yes, I enjoyed it. Thanks dudes. ;D

Now playing: Hey, Soul Sister by Train

Kereta?

Aiyoooo.

Ni yang tak best nih. Kena paksa bawak kereta. Nak bawak motor je.
One thing about kereta nih, susah nak jaga. Kena keluarkan duit untuk minyak. Motor pon kena keluarkan duit minyak jugak, tapi takde laa sebanyak yang kereta punya. Bukan macam motor. Motor jimat. Tangki minyak pon kecik. Kereta punya besar. Kalau motor, nak mencelah pon senang. Tapi kalau kena hujan, it soaked you up lah. Kalau dulu, senang nak kawal duit keluar masuk. Kalau guna kereta pasnih? Mestilah lagi banyak yang kena pakai. Aduih. Ada scholarship pon, tak cukup jugak. Yuran lagi, ni lagi, tu lagi.
Baru je pikir nak save duit. Wahhh, kalau aku balik Ampang ke, Klang ke, Shah Alam ke, kena pikir pasal duit tol lagi. Fuhhh. Botak jugak kepala aku camni. So how?

Tapi, kalau tak bawak kereta, nanti kesian kat Mama pulak. Umur dah nak dekat 60 tahun dah. Walaupun nampak hot cam Nicole Scherzinger, and kuat macam Wonder Woman, letih jugak dia nak hantar adik aku pegi sekolah pagi-pagi. Dah laa si budak tuh ada tusyen siang malam. Nak pulak Mama hantar dia pegi tusyen. Ulang alik pagi petang siang malam. Baik adik aku tuh bawak motor sendiri. Ishk, kenapa kamu nak SPM time-time nih. Mengada betol lah. -____-
Dah lah hari tuh dah eksiden. Nasib baik tak patah tangan yang kena operate dulu tu haaa. Kalau tak, menangis lah engkau wahai adikku oii. Nanti lah abang ganti balik duit yang repair motor tuh. Kalau dah bawak motor aku tuh, jangan nak meronggeng kat lain lah. Kan result SPM tuh buruk kang, kena sepak jugak laah engkau ngan abang-abang and kakak-kakau kau. Kasi UP sikit lah. Jangan jadi cam aku nih haaa.

Takpe lah Mama, I'll take that car and bring it here. Lagipun, kereta kat rumah tuh, takde sape jugak yang nak bawak pegi jalan-jalan. Sementara habis Semester 2 nih, I'll take care of the car and you take care of yourself too. Since there's no one left in that house. Just you and adik. I'm sure you are getting bored of being in that house. [apa kaitan dowh ngan kereta? ;D].

Kereta tuh, Insya-Allah orang jaga elok-elok. Share duit minyak dengan member-member. Takde laaa duit tuh nak mengalir cam air. Kereta ohh kereta. Dugaan betul lah. Please jangan buat aku nak meliar kat luar. Kalau tak, memang hancur laaah result aku nanti.  T_T

Now playing:  Nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold