College's Dinner

The foods that being served were OK. Some tasted good. Some tasted bad.Arabian and Masquerade? That was a bad combination. LOSER.
And there's also a winner for Mr. and Mrs. 'Padang Pasir'.
They wore the Pharaoh and Cleopatra costume. No masquerade. =.='' That didn't fit well enough with the theme.
Anyway, who cares about this lame Mr. and Mrs. Padang Pasir. The best thing here is US. Me, Haikal, Ungku, Azlin and Shues.
Lets take a look at our pictures. =)

    

 

 

 

 

 

WE ARE SO HANDSOME AND BEAUTIFUL

THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL

Dinner ooh dinner.

What should I wear for dinner tomorrow night?
Should I go with bus or just drive my car?

I guess it will be the same as the 'Malam Emas' PASUM. The blue shirt with yellow necktie.
This is LAME!! I'm the only boy sitting around the table. The rest of them are girls. =.=''
This is why I hate 12th college. I don't have boy friends from the same course in this college. I do have some. Three boys. The 2 of them decided not to come along for this dinner. And the other one, he betrayed our friendship. Damn you Haikal. He sits with his dikir barat's gang. I wanna kill ya!  Ergh. >.<

But I have Azlin and Ungku. I guess that should be fine.
That's it. I hope that I didn't turn out to be a carcass. =)

Zulfakar's day. It means My Birthday!

5th March. This is the date that I was born. So this is my birthday.
Well, believe it or not, this year I also got pranked. Damn it. I fell for it.

When I was at Dayat's home to pick him up to make our way back to KL, guess what? His mom came out and bring a cake for me. Happy Birthday Pakka. Wow! That was great and speechless. We ate the cake and have a chitchat for awhile. It made my journey back to KL with full of smiles and joy. Thanks to Hidayat's family. =)

Anyway,
When I arrived here at UM, I thought that I will never got pranked. Too bad, it happened. HAHAHAHA

Actually, about the prank, it came across my mind. ''Maybe I'll get prank. Or maybe not.''
It's already dark outside when I step my feet on this ugly 12th college. Erghhh.
I called Cha and Nusi. Both of them are not in their room. ''Shit, maybe they are planning something on me.'' M-A-Y-B-E! ''Don't get overwhelmed Pakka. It's late already, both of them are at different places. So, it's too late to be pranked.''

Cha: Owh, Aku tengah lepak ngan kawan aku. Kul 10.30 nanti aku balik lah.
Nusi: Aku kat Bangi.

This is what I was told. So, I believed it. I'm alone in my room. Haikal is at home in Kelantan. Jerry? I don't know where he is. BUZZ. Anis PM me at the FB chatbox. I went to 3rd college to meet him. We went to Kerinchi to buy oblong, together with Malin, Pokmie and Faiz. It was his treat. FYI, I asked everyone to treat me just because it is my birthday. Ohhhh no, what happened to me? I am sooo terrible. I should be ashamed of myself for asking people to treat me. But it's good. You can get free foods. I wish that everyday is my birthday. =)

I stick myself at 3rd college, having some chitchat with the boys. And Anis, as always, he forgot where did he put his keys. He left it in my car. So we go out back to my car and there it is. Exactly in my car at the front seat. As I parked my car, I saw Nusi and Cha heading to the 7th college.

Me: Bukan ke tuh Nusi ngan Cha? Ape diorang buat kat sini?
Anis: Tak tau lah. Buat assignment TITAS kot? Bukan ke korang satu group ke?
Me: Ye ke? Tapi tak call aku pon?
Anis: Lepas ni diorang call laa tuh. Tak pon, diorang buat assignment diorang kot. Tak terlibat ngan kau.
Me: Okay.

Seriously, my back and my whole body is sooo freaking tired and numb. And I'm so sleepy. I ate 1 beef oblong and 1 beef burger. That really got me stuck on Mubarak's bed like a Snorlax. Suddenly, Jannah called me.

Jannah: Pakka, boleh datang 7th tak sekarang? Aku nak kasi softcopy yang Azlin mintak tuh.
Me: Huh? Bila?
Jannah: Ko kat mana? Datang sekarang ah.
Me: Aku kat 3rd. Nanti aku pegi.

Anis: Aku pon nak jumpa Jannah la.

Okay. Good. I'm too tired to walk. I asked Anis to take me to 7th with his scooter. And yes, no one was there. Where is Jannah. Ring ring ring. My phone rang. '' Datang 4th laaaa, si Fatin nih lapar sangat dah. Tak tahan dah katanye.'' Okay. Fine =.=''. Thank god we went there by scooter. Anis made his way to 4th college.

As I turned my face to the right side, there she was. Smiling. Fatin is holding a cake. I can see some boys and girls back there. They are Boboy, Arep, Nusi, Cha, Iqbal, Bi'e, Anis, Jannah, Shak, Fatin and Aina. HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAKKA!! Awwwwww. So sweet guys. It was Chocolate Indulgence. That was my all time favorite cake. This people know what I like. Cool! ''Potong kek, potong kek.''

'Yes, there's no prank for me.' That is what my inner-self thought was. I cut the cake happily. I don't know what to say because I didn't expect this. It's near to 12 o'clock already. '' Suap laa untuk kitorang. '' As I did that to Cha, he held me tightly and there you go! That was it. That was the moment where I got myself dirtied. I don't know who poured the kicap and sunquick on me. Yucks. I cannot stand the smell. This are the worst combination ever. Eventhough it just soysauce and Sunquick, the smell is sooo unbelievably disgusting.

Oh no! There's something wrong with my throat. I puked! The cake, the oblong and the burger that I ate just now came out of my mouth. Euwwwww. This is outstanding. I turned back and I saw Arep. I thought that he brought me a towel or something. ''Crack'' Shit. He cracked an egg on my head. That was evil. >.<

I stop thinking for awhile. Sunquick? Soysauce? Egg? What the fuckkk!! Mother Earth! Help me! All of those things are already expired! The sunquick and the soysauce are way beyond expired. I bought that last year during the Ramadhan! The egg? I bought that 1 1/2 months ago. Shit! That's why everything smells like crap. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! The worst thing is, I wear my Burberry short-pants. Ohhh noooo!! It's all over me. But it's okay. This one is forgivable. It's my birthday. Eventhough it stains, it means something and that is what I called reminders of how I got pranked for my 20th birthday.

You guys, I'll get my revenge. Just wait and see! I will. When it comes to birthday, do not trust anyone. NO ONE! 4 years you know. 4 effin years. For 4 years, I never miss the prank. You got me guys. And yes, I enjoyed it. Thanks dudes. ;D

Now playing: Hey, Soul Sister by Train

Kereta?

Aiyoooo.

Ni yang tak best nih. Kena paksa bawak kereta. Nak bawak motor je.
One thing about kereta nih, susah nak jaga. Kena keluarkan duit untuk minyak. Motor pon kena keluarkan duit minyak jugak, tapi takde laa sebanyak yang kereta punya. Bukan macam motor. Motor jimat. Tangki minyak pon kecik. Kereta punya besar. Kalau motor, nak mencelah pon senang. Tapi kalau kena hujan, it soaked you up lah. Kalau dulu, senang nak kawal duit keluar masuk. Kalau guna kereta pasnih? Mestilah lagi banyak yang kena pakai. Aduih. Ada scholarship pon, tak cukup jugak. Yuran lagi, ni lagi, tu lagi.
Baru je pikir nak save duit. Wahhh, kalau aku balik Ampang ke, Klang ke, Shah Alam ke, kena pikir pasal duit tol lagi. Fuhhh. Botak jugak kepala aku camni. So how?

Tapi, kalau tak bawak kereta, nanti kesian kat Mama pulak. Umur dah nak dekat 60 tahun dah. Walaupun nampak hot cam Nicole Scherzinger, and kuat macam Wonder Woman, letih jugak dia nak hantar adik aku pegi sekolah pagi-pagi. Dah laa si budak tuh ada tusyen siang malam. Nak pulak Mama hantar dia pegi tusyen. Ulang alik pagi petang siang malam. Baik adik aku tuh bawak motor sendiri. Ishk, kenapa kamu nak SPM time-time nih. Mengada betol lah. -____-
Dah lah hari tuh dah eksiden. Nasib baik tak patah tangan yang kena operate dulu tu haaa. Kalau tak, menangis lah engkau wahai adikku oii. Nanti lah abang ganti balik duit yang repair motor tuh. Kalau dah bawak motor aku tuh, jangan nak meronggeng kat lain lah. Kan result SPM tuh buruk kang, kena sepak jugak laah engkau ngan abang-abang and kakak-kakau kau. Kasi UP sikit lah. Jangan jadi cam aku nih haaa.

Takpe lah Mama, I'll take that car and bring it here. Lagipun, kereta kat rumah tuh, takde sape jugak yang nak bawak pegi jalan-jalan. Sementara habis Semester 2 nih, I'll take care of the car and you take care of yourself too. Since there's no one left in that house. Just you and adik. I'm sure you are getting bored of being in that house. [apa kaitan dowh ngan kereta? ;D].

Kereta tuh, Insya-Allah orang jaga elok-elok. Share duit minyak dengan member-member. Takde laaa duit tuh nak mengalir cam air. Kereta ohh kereta. Dugaan betul lah. Please jangan buat aku nak meliar kat luar. Kalau tak, memang hancur laaah result aku nanti.  T_T

Now playing:  Nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold

Tongue Twister #1

Try this,

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter.
The butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter
And made her batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter makes better batter.
So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter
Making Betty Botter's bitter batter better


Now playing: We R Who We R by Ke$ha

The East of The Venice a.k.a Malacca

Yes. We went to Malacca.
But wait, there's a story behind it.
Let me tell ya.
It starts with..

*ring.ring.ring*
It's 5.45 a.m. I thought it was the alarm. Looks like Azlin called me to wake me up. Then once again, the phone rang. She sang I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry. So cool. Ungku Natasya called me. She did the same thing as Azlin did which was to wake me up. I went up to Haikal's room first. I had to wake him up. Yeah, you know. He's a slowpoke. I went back to my room and started to rejuvenate myself with a cold-good-moring-shower. It's refreshing. I should do it again.

Sometimes, it's okay being self-absorbed. I just wanted to say that, I looked handsome after I took the shower. So clean. Macam dilimpahkan berjuta juta keserian. HAHAHAHAHA. I am a punctual type of person when it comes to time management. I'm the same as my parents. When we made a date or appointment or promise with a group of people, we are punctual. Unless, there were some sorts of catastrophes or calamities hit us. Our group were supposed to gather at the 7th residential college parking lot exactly at 6.30a.m. I went back to Haikal's room, I knocked the door. There was Haikal, with a messy hair, and his sleepy face. Shit! He's not even ready yet! I don't why people can't be punctual. Fuck janji melayu. I don't want to say any further details about this. Yes, I'm totally outrages. I can go rouge at anytime I want. I don't like people messing with my time. You need to respect my time as well as other people's time. I don't care who you are, my brothers, sisters, or friends or even my bestfriends, do not pissed me off . Don't you ever dare ruin my mood. Sape makan cili, dia lah terasa pedasnya. Sorry guys. =)

Yeah yeah yeah, as always, JANJI MELAYU. We left UM at 7.30 a.m. 4 cars and 1 superbike carried 22 people. One hour late. And yes, there's always the best part in traveling, we were left behind after Haikal went to refill the car's tank. Erk, =.=" And yes, we lost. We used the wrong highway. It's supposed to be Lebuhraya Utara-Selatan. But, we took the wrong one, it was Lebuhraya Timur-Barat. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Yey, we lost!

It was kinda cool actually, the radio played almost all of my favorite song ever. The real me came back. Rise and shine baby, race until you reach your glory. We rocked the highway until we reach somewhere in the middle of Seremban. I think it's Seremban but I'm not sure. The only thing that I know was, we are not in KL anymore and we didn't reach Malacca yet. It's totally in Negeri Sembilan. We thought that we will be the last one to arrive at the R&R Seremban. We were the first one kissing a good-morning to the R&R Seremban. Lost but fast. The Flash!

As we arrived, everyone started to scatter and disperse to do their own tasks. And whatever it is, we did it as fast as we could. My job is to go to the Baba and Nyonya Museum. Yeahhh you guys know what museum is right? Inside the museum, there was a lady. She's a Nyonya and she looks kinda dull and ferocious. HAHAHAHA. Sorry to say, she looked like a fierce tiger. Auuum! She was our tour guide. I didn't know that Baba and Nyonya history was kinda interesting. The tour guide told us that, the history written in the Sejarah text book was kinda exaggerated. She told to snap only 4 pictures. Who cares huh? Rules are made to be broken. [bajet syall]. HAHAHAHA. We made a recording about the touring. She didn't notice that. FYI, Haikal did the most of the recording. Great job! Actually, our tour guide is not like what I thought. She's kinda cool and nice. First impression always get me wrong. My bad. It's the nature inside of me. =)

Let's skip about our assignment. There was no fun in doing assignments right? After all of us done with our TITAS assignment, the next group did their Hubungan Etnik assignment. Luckily for me, Haikal, Ungku, Azlin, Nusi and Cha we don't have to do that. We're totally free. Yeay! Nusi and Cha went back to KL to meet their friends. There's 4 of us. We headed to our homestay! Too bad so sad. It took us 20 mins to go there. =.='' Good thing about the homestay is it have an air-cond in the room.

p/s: Bitches, wait for the updates ok? This one is gonna be a very long story. Take a sneak peak at the pics ok?

 

Now playing: Jar of Heart by Christina Perri

Yes. I want this.

Emporio Armani Diamonds for men eau de toilette

 

This one smells good. Damn it. I'm gonna buy this.

Lacoste

And also this shoes. Either one of them. I'm gonna buy them while the stocks are still available.

Or, I will ask my sister to buy this. For the birthday present. Yeay!

Shades. Yes, shades. 

About this one, i don't care how it looks like. My sister promised me to buy one for me.

Ofcourse she got a superb taste. She knows how to choose a nice one for me. =)

What a lovely sister. Love you. 

Now playing: Raise Your Glass by Pink